Which Sport Has the Worst Camel Toe?

Which Sport Has the Worst Camel Toe?


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All summer, AJ has been on its best behavior — there’s been a minimum of crudeness, a paucity of juvenile shenanigans. Other than being accused of having a liberal agenda in regards to environmental issues, near as I can tell we haven’t truly offended anyone or gotten in the gutter for months. And for this, I apologize. The outdoor adventure culture is one of stunted adolescence, and AJ should be expected to be as adolescently minded as the rest of you sniggering 12-year-olds.

Cameltoes need no introduction nor elaboration. Nor, because my mother and children read this, will they receive graphic illustration. Now let’s dive right in — and remember, camels of both genders have toes. (Pick up to five.)



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Steve Casimiro is the editor of Adventure Journal.
Showing 94 comments
  • Nate
    Reply

    you’re missing volleyball, this poll is moot.

  • jamie storrs
    Reply

    So proud

  • Sinjin Eberle
    Reply

    totally…

  • Matt
    Reply

    lulu

  • Adam
    Reply

    Yoga in the lululemons.

  • wade
    Reply

    Nice one

  • Steven LaBarre
    Reply

    SO much cameltoe

  • Eric
    Reply

    I love that someone voted for “orienteering!”

  • William Latane Lewis Frank
    William Latane Lewis Frank
    Reply

    I think zoomba classes in retirement homes must win the gold here

  • Laura Christine
    Laura Christine
    Reply

    Rowing.

  • Jeff Moore
    Reply

    Orienteering cameltoe is the best!

  • Adam
    Reply

    Cycling is pretty bad for men.

  • seth
    Reply

    worst/best part of voyeurism.

  • Dave
    Reply

    Don’t agree with all the cycling votes … hard to make much toe happen with the diapers in there.

  • Johnny
    Reply

    LuLu :)

  • Max
    Reply

    I think the male version is called a moose knuckle.

    • alpentalic
      Reply

      I’ll second you on that one, dudes-moose knuckles. Chicks- camel toes.

  • Brian
    Reply

    Forget the camel toe, what about a moose knuckle?

  • Harry Goetz
    Harry Goetz
    Reply

    Thought you guys were better than this. Why not leave this crap to the guys at “Outside”?

  • Lindsay
    Reply

    Spandex has its pros and cons…

  • jake
    Reply

    volleyball??

  • Denise
    Reply

    Lulu hands down

  • Andy
    Reply

    I’ve got to second Max and Brian

  • aviatrix
    Reply

    Prancercise didn’t make the list ?! http://youtu.be/o-50GjySwew

  • Brandon
    Reply

    I think volleyball needs to be included in the list

  • Jon
    Reply

    Torn between lulu and surfing.

  • billin'
    Reply

    yoga in lulu fer sure…

  • ben
    Reply

    triathalon.

  • Mike Fennelly
    Reply

    Nate is right…Volleyball

  • Johan Erasmus
    Johan Erasmus
    Reply

    Yogaaa…

  • Matthew Halip
    Reply

    Cycline without a doubt.

  • George Mack
    Reply

    Lululemon rides up above all.

  • kyle
    Reply

    cycling. eyes up here buddy .

  • Bradley
    Reply

    Tennis? Weirdest AJ poll yet!

    • steve casimiro
      Reply

      Thanks!

      Do you really want your media to be predictable?

  • David Muhlbaum
    David Muhlbaum
    Reply

    Where is prancersizing?

  • Glenn C
    Reply

    Well played, Sir. Well played, Indeed.

  • Chris
    Reply

    lulu

  • Troy Kasper
    Reply

    Great poll!

  • Tom
    Reply

    Let’s not forget track and field, especially pole vaulting.

  • Craig Rowe
    Reply

    Geocaching.

    Come on … it’s geocaching.

  • Jason
    Reply

    Cycling without a doubt.

  • Vanonymous
    Reply

    lulu

  • AMac
    Reply

    Never knew there was such a thing as a “man toe”. Thanks for the corruption.

  • Rondo
    Reply

    you KNOW gym climbing has worse camel toe and moose knuckle than anything else. Yoga pants and a harness? Come on.

  • Mark
    Reply

    climbing

  • Erick
    Reply

    Geocaching. DEFINITELY geocaching! haha

  • Sean
    Reply

    ImOKWithThis.jpg

  • colby
    Reply

    too bad it not hump day!!!!! haha i love that commercial, takes me right back to high school when we would proclaim it was hump day at least 2-3 times each wednesday.

  • Mark A
    Reply

    Well the mystery has finally been solved. It looks like the true difference between geocaching and orienteering is the severe increase in cameltoes.

  • Brianna
    Reply

    Running, all the way!

  • JT
    Reply

    definitely yoga with lulu. it’s really not even a contest

  • Dennis
    Reply

    this was a fun one!

  • Chris
    Reply

    One of the more interesting intersections of sport is yoga fashion and gym climbing. Did you see the demo yoga class at the OR Summer show this year. Two words, one number: Neon, tights, ’80s.

  • joe
    Reply

    yoga-lulu

  • Adam Olson
    Reply

    So much toe, so little time………………..

  • Nicole
    Reply

    Cycling is pretty high up there, but the padding keeps things a little covered up. but I can’t believe wrestling isn’t at the top. Wrestling is like the definition of cameltoe.

  • Bryan Calderwood
    Reply

    Another one for volleyball.

  • Kevin
    Reply

    Climbing harnesses are responsible for some funky camel toes!

  • Jessica
    Reply

    ha. I like how backpacking in Europe has more votes than backpacking in the US

  • David D
    Reply

    OK

  • Craig
    Reply

    Zumba. In Kennebunk, Maine.

  • Kathleen Rock
    Reply

    I hope I’m not disqualified from ever winning since I’m the one who thinks you have a liberal agenda. If I am can you shoot me an email?

  • Andy
    Reply

    Volleyball most definitely

  • Robbie
    Reply

    I assume this is about smell, since I imagine camel toes to not smell good. I chose climbing since most people sleep in their vans/tents and don’t shower regularly when climbing

  • Cory
    Reply

    Haaahaahaaa, this poll is the best one yet!!

  • Geoff Clausen
    Reply

    I thought it was part of the Lululemon design.

  • Will
    Reply

    Camel….

  • DF
    Reply

    Men ” budgie smuggling” in triathlons is awful!

  • Ron
    Reply

    Got to love the cameltoe, couple of chick in the office sport one from time to time

  • Charles Pahl
    Reply

    runners develop camel toes from the nail back to mid=point of arch, quite sexy.

  • chris
    Reply

    the toe is very prevalent in the outdoors

  • RW
    Reply

    We knew a girl once who had it so bad we called it dinosaur toe

  • Xavier
    Reply

    Yoga ftw, or ftct to be correct..

  • david
    Reply

    What about walking?

  • Matthew Drummond
    Reply

    Cycling for sure!

  • Amy Pickering
    Reply

    ha ha!

  • Jason Oates
    Reply

    Cycling!

  • Donald
    Reply

    Yoga

  • Crabby
    Reply

    I’m confused, there’s a worst?

  • rick
    Reply

    I refused to wear my glasses in junior high until I saw the girls gymnastics meet…balance beam…yep

  • DAVID
    Reply

    Aren’t they all bad?

  • Karl
    Reply

    Great conversation piece.

  • Matt
    Reply

    I second the volleyball request!

  • Dan
    Reply

    It’s good to embrace your inner 12-year-old.

  • Ranger
    Reply

    Gee no idea

  • Hump Day Camel Toe
    Reply

    Funniest poll ever!

  • Pete Whyte
    Reply

    Took a while to research this one…. but I feel confident I nailed it.

  • joe
    Reply

    “wingsuiting” sounds dirty to me

  • Greg
    Reply

    haha o nordic walking

  • Mick
    Reply

    I can barely bend over and touch my knees, but I love yoga.

  • Paul
    Reply

    Triathlon, with yoga in for second

  • Chuck
    Reply

    Woman’s Olympic shot put.

  • James Thornhill
    Reply

    def

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