Today In Good Excuses For Not Delivering Package: ‘Bear in Driveway’

This comes to us context-free from the internet and frankly we prefer it that way. We don’t know where this was, but we can sorta imagine. Sleepy neighborhood in Colorado, maybe. A Lake Tahoe hamlet where every house has a wooden bear carving in the yard. Maybe a home up a long driveway in the woods of Pennsylvania. Either way, the UPS driver approached the house, saw a bear loitering in the driveway, and thought: Nope. Photo: Twitter.

100% understandable.